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Thursday, 26 February 2009
Army or Police which would you trust?
Tuesday, 24 February 2009
Rioting and disorder-call in the PCSOs.
The Police are warning of a "summer of rage" .
When the shit really hits the fan the Police will not have enough trained officers to cope so will rely on PCSOs.
Can you imagine a few PCSOs trying to hold back a mob of baying pitchfork wielding citizens .
These cunts pretending to be Police officers will need all the help they can get from the general law abiding populace.When the call for help comes good people remember to do your duty and tell them to fuck right off.We have all had to put up with these fucking little hitlers telling us what to do and what not to do over the last few years.My advice to the PCSOs would be-get out while you can and get a proper job .
Roll on summer it looks like it could be rather fun.
I hope the powers that be are not relying on the Army to put down any uprising.The Armed Forces swear allegiance to the Monarch not to Politicians and they hate Brown and his bunch of retarted marxists as much(if not more) than the average person in the street.
Saturday, 21 February 2009
Goodbye to Wales
Just arrived back after a few days in Welsh Wales.
The natural scenery was wonderful and suprisingly the weather was quite good.
The thing that struck me was how thick and rude the Welsh are.
The locals seem to have no sense of humour and are incapable of conversing with you at all.The shop staff have difficulty with basic maths and communicate by way of grunts.
Case in point -my wife went into a newsagent to buy a couple of papers.
The place was deserted apart from a woman behind the till communicating with someone on the phone in Welsh.My wife stood there with two papers in her hand and the woman just ignored her and carried on speaking gibberish.Not one to take such things lying down my good lady wife told her in no uncertain terms(in English) that if she wanted our business she had better get off the phone PDQ and do her job.
No one messes with my good lady wife and gets away with it.
So Wales is a lovely country spoilt by the miserable anti English inbred retarded fuckwits that live in houses like those above.Its no coincidence that welsh and wankers begin with the same letter.
Friday, 13 February 2009
Enjoy
"Gordon, having failed at everything else, gets involved in bizarre initiation ceremony with some upcoming gang members."
"And what British job would you like when you're a big boy?"
"And you just remove this little pin...aeeiii Infidel bastar-----"
"And this is a blood-emerald that my mummy smuggled out of Angola."
"The pygmies pleaded their case for asylum"
"Whilst the other G8 leaders saved the world, Gordon looked after the Obamalettes"
"Welcome to Brown Britain!"
"Christ almighty Barrak, you are a fucking sight smaller in the flesh!"
"Gordon interviews potential candidates for the urgent job of replacing David Lammy."
"Gordon Brown Shouts at the organiser of a children event at number 10 "Who let black children in they cost more"
"GORDON BROWN GETS DOWN WITH THE KIDS: "Hey Boya,com pik me nose cause me fingas arr too tick"
"who's little gollywog are you then?"
UPDATE 6.55pm - comments still being added
"Have you been CRB checked?"
"We dont need the native working classes now, these are our future voters"
"Now which one of you is President Obama?"
Hat Tip Derek Drapers Labourlost
This what all the fuss is about.
Warning-Graphic Images Of violence.
If anyone wants to visit Geert Wilders website
www.geertwilders.nl
Religious hatred of Christians.
Thursday, 12 February 2009
It gets worse!!!
Not content with promoting gay sex month and being in the top 100 lets get buggered employers Kent police are going to give tasers to their traffic cops.
Its bad enough that Kent resident have a load of nancy boys and lezzers protecting them but now they are going to be armed .How long will it be before PC Gayboy has an argument with his special friend and decides to use his weapon (ooeer) on him.
As for the crims in Kent I bet they are pissing themselves laughing at Kent police and probably ramping up the arms race to the next level.
So Kent police stop playing gay pride and retake the streets from the real criminals.Dont ask a pooftah to do a mans work it will end in tears.
Just in case anyone accuses me of being homo phobic or some other bullshit phrase my answer is.....
Phobic means fear-I am not afraid of nancy boys and lessers.I just dont want people who have strange sexual tastes to preach to me and my kids that it is normal.Its not normal and its not clever.
In short stick it up your arse(perhaps not the best phrase to use under the circumstances).
Tuesday, 10 February 2009
Shirtlifters and Shoplifters.
Monday, 9 February 2009
Nothing to Hide ,Nothing To Fear
Article by Leg-Iron http://bastardoldholborn.blogspot.com/
Tuesday, 3 February 2009
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