Enjoy

"Gordon, having failed at everything else, gets involved in bizarre initiation ceremony with some upcoming gang members."

"And what British job would you like when you're a big boy?"

"And you just remove this little pin...aeeiii Infidel bastar-----"

"And this is a blood-emerald that my mummy smuggled out of Angola."

"The pygmies pleaded their case for asylum"

"Whilst the other G8 leaders saved the world, Gordon looked after the Obamalettes"

"Welcome to Brown Britain!"

"Christ almighty Barrak, you are a fucking sight smaller in the flesh!"

"Gordon interviews potential candidates for the urgent job of replacing David Lammy."

"Gordon Brown Shouts at the organiser of a children event at number 10 "Who let black children in they cost more"

"GORDON BROWN GETS DOWN WITH THE KIDS: "Hey Boya,com pik me nose cause me fingas arr too tick"

"who's little gollywog are you then?"



UPDATE 6.55pm - comments still being added


"Have you been CRB checked?"

"We dont need the native working classes now, these are our future voters"

"Now which one of you is President Obama?"

Hat Tip Derek Drapers Labourlost