Thursday, 29 January 2009

Insurrection or Bust

This country just gets more fucked up by the day.

Yesterday it was
1) Children being adopted by shirt lifters in Scotland despite protests from the childrens grandparents.Edinburgh social wankers told the grandparents that if they objected they would never see their grandchildren again.I have always held that all social workers are fucking useless parasites but this proves that they are also evil deviant fucktards.

2)A Marine that lost his legs fighting in Afghanistan has had his plans for a special bungalow near his family turned down.No one objected but the wankers at Wealden Council decided that having
your legs blown off was not a good enough reason and anyway it wouldnt fit in.I should point out that this is in Pevensey where the whole place is covered in bungalows.If he was a pikey he would have been allowed to annex someones field and crap all over it with the councils blessing.
Wealden Council-wankers to the core.

3)Gordon Brown pisses even more of our money up the wall and then proceeds to piss himself in public (yes really) see

4)Today its Alcohol-some fucking lesbo was on the radio telling us how terrible it is to allow children to drink alcohol.Tell that to the French or Italians you fucking sanctimonious old lezzer.

5)Some other fucking ugly old trout that was in charge when hundreds of people in the local hospital (Kent and Snuffit) died of MRSA etc is now demanding 100s of £1000s because she got the sack.She was in charge at the time but it wasnt her fault .Her name is Rose Gibb or Rose West I am not sure which-both were responsible for lots of needless Deaths.Has the old bag never heard of corporate manslaughter.

Every day something else comes to light which a few years ago would seem unbelievable but now we just accept it.

When does the insurrection start?

Tuesday, 27 January 2009


In view of the previous post I am posting this to make sure I am not left out of the Pan European Criminal database.

Just in case they dont get the message...

Barrossa is a mentally defective cunt.

The EU flag is only good for two things,setting alight to and wiping your arse on.(Not in that order).

All MEPS are corrupt and partial to deviant sexual practices.

Gordon Brown and his cabinet are retarded cunts of the highest order and should be slowly lowered into vats of boiling lead.

Anyone who works for the EU or its allied organisations are traitorous bastards that
are polluting this planet and stealing oxygen.

Gordon Brown-nappy-rocking horse (nuff said).

My address is

Mr C Swing
Crowborough Redoubt
East Sussex

Come and get me if you think you are hard enough you nazi cunts.

Integrated EU blacklist of 'criminals' is here
Have you paid a parking fine recently? Got three points on your licence? Been formally warned by the council for your bin protruding on the footway? (yep, I have had the £1,000 fine threat on the last one) Been suspended from your Sunday football league for rough tackling? (yes, seriously) Congratulations! Your records could soon be added to a pan-European database of subversives. This EU Council decision of 20th January on the establishment of a pan-EU 'criminal' database includes the following 'offences' :-
Offences related to waste
Unintentional environmental offences
Insult of the State, Nation or State symbols
Insult or resistance to a representative of public authority
Public order offences, breach of the public peace
Revealing a secret or breaching an obligation of secrecy
Unintentional damage or destruction of property
Offences against migration law - an "Open category" (offences undefined thus all encompassing)
Offences against military obligations - an "Open category" (offences undefined thus all encompassing)
Unauthorised entry or residence
Other offences an "Open category" (offences undefined thus all encompassing)
Other unintentional offences
Prohibition from frequenting some places
Prohibition from entry to a mass event
Placement under electronic surveillance ("fixed or mobile" - eg: home, car, mobile phone etc)
Withdrawal of a hunting / fishing license
Prohibition to play certain games/sports
Prohibition from national territory
Personal obligation - an "Open category" (offences undefined thus all encompassing)
"Fine" - all fines. inc minor non-criminal offencesAll those of us who have ever accidentally spilled a cupful of diesel in the water when refuelling, dropped a piece of litter or called the EU circle of stars a fascist and totalitarian symbol are now, officially, criminals. Welcome to the club.

By Raedwald

Thursday, 22 January 2009

Paddock Wood

Been to Paddock Wood today.What a strange place.

Everyone in the High Street was either hobbling around on sticks pretending to be disabled and/ or looking like they had just escaped from the local loony bin.

It just goes to prove that inbreeding is a definite no no if you want to have kids with intellect higher than a jellyfish.

Then I realised that I was paying for these retards to breed with other retards and produce a further generation of retards.

My advice to all sane people is AVOID Paddock Wood unless you want to star in a sequel to the film deliverance.Squeal piggy squeal !!

You never have a gun on you when you need one.

Riots in Iceland

I predict a riot.When is it our turn?

No mention of it on the news so I must be wrong!!!

Thursday, 15 January 2009

Line em up,Aim ,Fire

More vandalism at Goldsmiths leisure centre and the model railway.Dont worry though the Police and council have got it in hand.They have thought about what to do and they have decided that it is important that this is discussed with youth groups.
Fucking hell the little shits that did this are probably quaking in their Nike trainers over the matter being discussed.
Not that any of the twats at the town hall seem to care-this is criminal damage which last time I looked was a criminal offence.(clue in the word criminal).
Seeing as the only youth group in Crowborough is the fucking useless Clued Up which doesnt represent anyone other than its highly paid youth workers I cant really see this working.
Perhaps this might be a job for the self proclaimed youth campaigner of Crowborough.Perhaps if he could get off his fat arse for a few minutes he could "get down" with the yoof and get some names of likely suspects.Pass the names onto the Police who could then investigate it .
I bet if I was caught speeding the Police wouldnt decide to discuss the matter with motoring groups so why does the local scum get preferential treatment.

Tuesday, 13 January 2009

Ideal for Self Defence

"Oh Mr Swing you are spoiling us with pictures of women and guns."
Some subhuman scroat seems to have taken a blade or other implement to my van whilst parked on my drive .
Yes some cunt decided to scratch my van whilst parked beside my house.
If by the off chance said scumbag is reading this (pretty unlikely as this would involve brain function above the level of plankton) consider this a warning.
Obviously Mr Scrote you have on you a sharp implement which you could use as a weapon.
If I find you on my property I will asume you are armed with a sharp weapon and take whatever steps I need to take to protect myself and my family.
No offence but you are a cunt and an oxygen thief.My advice would be to leave town now.
In Texas you have a right to shoot dead anyone trespassing on your property during the hours of darkness.The Americans may have plenty of faults but having a decent law on self defence
isnt one.Over here you have to weigh the situation up and decide rationally what response you are going to use.By that time you are probably bleeding profusely on the deck having your head kicked in.Regardless of the situation you are probably going to have to explain yourself to a judge if you use any force to protect yourself .Better to be in court breathing and explaining your actions than lying dead in the gutter.
Self Defence laws here is all about proportionate response.If someone comes at you with a knife you can use any force to incapacitate them up to and including deadly force.However if once incapacititated you put the boot in for good measure that is not considered reasonable sadly.
This information is just advice do with it what you want-its your choice.

Monday, 12 January 2009

New Year Therapy

Thought I would raise the tone a bit and show a bit of natural beauty courtesy of the Mrs.
I have done this to help take your mind off of what the cunts in charge are doing to us all.
I have also done it because it will wind up the PC brigade into a frenzy.

PC Doughnuts and his 9mm peashooter.

I should point out at this point that I am a law abiding citizen who once served in HM Armed Forces.I am not a crim or scroat so why do I feel like I am being treated like one.

Sussex Police aka Doughnuts R Us seem to think that we all need to be put in our place so we know that they are in charge.

Looking at their website shows exactly what Sussex Police is all about.

Top billing goes to The Labour Conference in Brighton 2009 whoopee.

The taxpayer has to foot the bill for the Bill to swan around acting like some South American Terror Squad because the Loony Left are in Town.Martial law is in effect enacted in Brighton during this period.

Next free head massages for the boys in blue-fucking hell who thought this is a good way to spend taxpayers money.

Next a patronising article telling students to get written consent before engaging in any rumpy pumpy.Christ on a bike what is this world coming to that you need consent before playing tonsil hockey with the opposite Sex.I think its probably the opposite sex thing that upsets the Police most because they are quite happy to allow males to indulge in homo sex in public spaces and they dont bat an eyelid.Equal ops you see.

Next them gloating that they are in the top100 LGB employers in the country.Fuck me thats amazing isnt it -I havnt a clue what LGB is but fuck me it sounds good.

(I have just been informed that it stand for Lets Get Buggered or something like that).Well done Sussex Police you are truly guardians of the law and public decency (not).

Next -well here is the headline "The security and wellbeing of our communities is a priority for Sussex Police" .Translate that to we can strut around like stormtroopers asking for ID from any of you white law abiding citizens so the other lot (not white nor law abiding citizens) can sleep safely in their bed.Sorry guys I cant let this one pass.

You see Plod with their body armour and a 9mm peashooter trying to look hard by arresting pensioners and people with the wrong T Shirt on( I kid you not).Well if you want to be really hard why dont you join the Army and see how far a 9mm peashooter will get you against AK47 totting raghead.The only head massage you will get is from an RPG .You will then be hard as nails and really fighting terrorists at close quarters.Not interested -no thought not because the Police has been populated by doughnut eating nancy boy control freak bully boys(persons) who know more about LGBs than the freedom that they claim to protect.Rather than being loyal to Queen and Country they are merely doing the dirty work for the bunch of communists that run this country.(check it out guys-you will find a lot of people in the Labour Government who are ex communists).

Never forget that the Police is just a department run by the council which in turn is run by marxists whose only (common) purpose is to make everyones life a misery whilst keeping their snout firmly in the trough.Oink oink.

Sunday, 11 January 2009


I dont want to come over too anti Police (I have a relative in the Met) but the Sussex Police really are crap.

Last Monday it was snowing hard and the roads were lethal.What was the plod doing to help us safely on our way.

Well they decided to park their new (unmarked Silver Mercedes Vito) ANPR van up on the side of the road and flag cars up for stopping by 2 fat plods in their unmarked siver Focus ST.The fact that it was snowing and many cars had number plates covered with snow didnt stop them.

The two fat plods were stopping people in a bus stop next to the main road which was covered in snow and ice.Didnt it occur to them that this was just a teeny weeny bit dangerous.

Course it didnt because they are programmed not to have common sense or think for themselves.As far as they were concerned anyone driving on that day was a potential crim and if they got killed by a skidding car whilst being lectured too bad.Road safety is what its all about see.

Come on Plod get your act in order and stop eating those doughnuts because you are turning into fat bastards and we all know that is a crime these days.Arrest yourself and sign up for Fat Bastards R Us if you like but leave us law abiding motorists alone.If you want to commit suicide by having a Ford Transit enema thats up to you but dont take us with you.

Latest News-nothing.

Posted by DMH

I posted this on the Crowborough forum that no one seems to read.They asked for opinions so I have given them mine.I dont expect they will take any notice but at least they are aware that I think that the councils(town ,district and county) seems to be run by fuckwits that work their for their benefit alone.The idea about giving a good service that meets with the approval of the majority of Crowborough residents seems to be beyond them.

Nothing happening at all.No news on here and the Town council hasnt bothered to update their website since before Christmas.I thought the Council were seeking residents opinions on how Crowborough should be developed.Is it only a select group of residents being consulted or are the council going to say that we were all consulted on the back of some obscure consultation that wasnt publicised.Probably at between 5.00 and 5.05 at the Town Hall when no-one can attend.If this subject is so important then why hasnt the Council sought the views of the normal working person in Crowborough rather than the unemployed "community leaders" who represent no one other than themselves .Take for example the Youth Campaigner* (who has no children of his own and is far from a youth himself) who seems to have the ear of the council on youth matters just because he is unemployed and has the time to attend meetings and write letters to the local rag.Mind you if he has the time to spend on these things why doesnt he utilise his energy in getting a job.Who decided that this person should speak and influence decisions based on the fact that he has an interest in youth issues.I have an interest in militaria but I dont think the Army will ask my advice on anything.*to avoid embarrasing this individual I shall call him AH.
Cant the council realise that most people are busy trying to make ends meet and they dont have time to visit a meeting at someone elses convenience.A consultation is asking for opinions not obtaining the "correct" opinion from a select band of motor mouths.For what its worth I think the councils should all cut spending and aim to reduce the council tax by at least 50%.Any service that doesnt fill the basic core functions of a council should be cut free from public money and left to sink or swim.If people had to pay a fee for advice from a nappy outreach worker or travellers had to pay a fee for advice from a travellers outreach worker we would then see if there was a demand for their services.The multitude of community this and that officers and social cohesion officers would all end up on the dole with the opportunity to retrain and do something useful for once.By reducing the councils to their basic core function and ditching the political correctness rubbish huge savings in staff and money would be made.Add to that scrapping all grants from councils,scrapping the CCTV system,scrapping the community facility and we could all look forward to huge reductions in council tax levels that would really help normal working people.
I pay £200 a month council tax and what do I get for this
1)I get my rubbish collected but I have to do the councils work for them by sorting my rubbish out.
2)I get a Police service that is more interested in the rights of minority groups than protecting the majority.
3)My son gets to go to a state school.Unfortunately the schools are too busy teaching about diwali,drugs, obesity and other rubbish to bother about the basics.My 9 year old asked me "whats the difference between cocaine and crack cocaine" the other night because they had been discussing drugs at school.This was at a church funded school for fucks sake.
4)The Fire Service is provided but they are more interested having disabled people and females in their organisation than putting fires out.
What I do get is a load of busybodies paid for by the taxpayer telling me how I should live my life and bring up my kids.I get told that I must be tolerant of other ethnic groups whilst being told my culture and beliefs are irrelavant.I am an adult but treated worse than a child because I am told that I shouldnt drink alcohol because I might get drunk ,I shouldnt eat certain foods because I might get fat,I shouldnt drive my car because I might kill someone/somethingor the planet if that doesnt work,I shouldnt celebrate English culture because that might be racist,I shouldnt throw out rubbish because some cuddly animal might swallow my Tescos carrier bag and die.Dont do this dont do that is all we get these days so if anyone is listening from the council give us a break and shut up your nagging nanny ways and get a proper job.Let us live our lives how we want and dont expect us to pay for your gold plated pension non job.

Monday, 5 January 2009

Happy New Year

Happy new year to all the good people of Crowborough.

Obviously this sentiment doesnt extend to the wankers setting off fireworks at times other than 12.00.Whats the matter havnt you got a watch you cretins.

Nor does it extend to the bastard in the Subaru who drives down Montargis Way at all hours like only a cunt can.
Get a car more befitting your driving talent you twat-I suggest a G Wizz might be more appropriate.

Nor does it extend to the self proclaimed youth campaigner who seems to take an unhealthy
interest in the youth of Crowborough.Get a job you lazy fucker.

Nor does it extend to the retards that have started a residents association for Jarvis Brook.

Jarvis Brook is where you have to go to if you want to go to the tip.I can think of no other reason to want to visit it.The only thing that might improve it is carpet bombing.

I hope no one takes offence at these comments but if you are offended follow this simple guidance.

Fuck Off and get a sense of humour.

Crowborough News

No ill feeling towards the other Crowborough News blog thats hosted by the local rag.

The fact that the local paper isnt fit to wipe your arse on has nothing to do with it.

What gets me is that they ask for peoples opinions and comments but delete the ones that they dont like.Freedom of speech obviously hasnt crossed their mind.

If Merv the local"correspondent" has the guts to post on here I would never dream of deleting comments regardless of the shit he was spouting.
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