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Thursday, 29 January 2009
Insurrection or Bust
This country just gets more fucked up by the day.
Yesterday it was
1) Children being adopted by shirt lifters in Scotland despite protests from the childrens grandparents.Edinburgh social wankers told the grandparents that if they objected they would never see their grandchildren again.I have always held that all social workers are fucking useless parasites but this proves that they are also evil deviant fucktards.
2)A Marine that lost his legs fighting in Afghanistan has had his plans for a special bungalow near his family turned down.No one objected but the wankers at Wealden Council decided that having
your legs blown off was not a good enough reason and anyway it wouldnt fit in.I should point out that this is in Pevensey where the whole place is covered in bungalows.If he was a pikey he would have been allowed to annex someones field and crap all over it with the councils blessing.
Wealden Council-wankers to the core.
3)Gordon Brown pisses even more of our money up the wall and then proceeds to piss himself in public (yes really) see http://www.order-order.com/2009/01/tears-of-brown.html
4)Today its Alcohol-some fucking lesbo was on the radio telling us how terrible it is to allow children to drink alcohol.Tell that to the French or Italians you fucking sanctimonious old lezzer.
5)Some other fucking ugly old trout that was in charge when hundreds of people in the local hospital (Kent and Snuffit) died of MRSA etc is now demanding 100s of £1000s because she got the sack.She was in charge at the time but it wasnt her fault .Her name is Rose Gibb or Rose West I am not sure which-both were responsible for lots of needless Deaths.Has the old bag never heard of corporate manslaughter.
Every day something else comes to light which a few years ago would seem unbelievable but now we just accept it.
When does the insurrection start?
Tuesday, 27 January 2009
EUSSR
In view of the previous post I am posting this to make sure I am not left out of the Pan European Criminal database.
Just in case they dont get the message...
Barrossa is a mentally defective cunt.
The EU flag is only good for two things,setting alight to and wiping your arse on.(Not in that order).
All MEPS are corrupt and partial to deviant sexual practices.
Gordon Brown and his cabinet are retarded cunts of the highest order and should be slowly lowered into vats of boiling lead.
Anyone who works for the EU or its allied organisations are traitorous bastards that
are polluting this planet and stealing oxygen.
Gordon Brown-nappy-rocking horse (nuff said).
My address is
Mr C Swing
Crowborough Redoubt
Crowborough
East Sussex
Come and get me if you think you are hard enough you nazi cunts.
Have you paid a parking fine recently? Got three points on your licence? Been formally warned by the council for your bin protruding on the footway? (yep, I have had the £1,000 fine threat on the last one) Been suspended from your Sunday football league for rough tackling? (yes, seriously) Congratulations! Your records could soon be added to a pan-European database of subversives. This EU Council decision of 20th January on the establishment of a pan-EU 'criminal' database includes the following 'offences' :-
Offences related to waste
Unintentional environmental offences
Insult of the State, Nation or State symbols
Insult or resistance to a representative of public authority
Public order offences, breach of the public peace
Revealing a secret or breaching an obligation of secrecy
Unintentional damage or destruction of property
Offences against migration law - an "Open category" (offences undefined thus all encompassing)
Offences against military obligations - an "Open category" (offences undefined thus all encompassing)
Unauthorised entry or residence
Other offences an "Open category" (offences undefined thus all encompassing)
Other unintentional offences
Prohibition from frequenting some places
Prohibition from entry to a mass event
Placement under electronic surveillance ("fixed or mobile" - eg: home, car, mobile phone etc)
Withdrawal of a hunting / fishing license
Prohibition to play certain games/sports
Prohibition from national territory
Personal obligation - an "Open category" (offences undefined thus all encompassing)
"Fine" - all fines. inc minor non-criminal offencesAll those of us who have ever accidentally spilled a cupful of diesel in the water when refuelling, dropped a piece of litter or called the EU circle of stars a fascist and totalitarian symbol are now, officially, criminals. Welcome to the club.
By Raedwald
Thursday, 22 January 2009
Paddock Wood
Been to Paddock Wood today.What a strange place.
Everyone in the High Street was either hobbling around on sticks pretending to be disabled and/ or looking like they had just escaped from the local loony bin.
It just goes to prove that inbreeding is a definite no no if you want to have kids with intellect higher than a jellyfish.
Then I realised that I was paying for these retards to breed with other retards and produce a further generation of retards.
My advice to all sane people is AVOID Paddock Wood unless you want to star in a sequel to the film deliverance.Squeal piggy squeal !!
You never have a gun on you when you need one.
Riots in Iceland
I predict a riot.When is it our turn?
No mention of it on the news so I must be wrong!!!
Saturday, 17 January 2009
Thursday, 15 January 2009
Line em up,Aim ,Fire
Tuesday, 13 January 2009
Ideal for Self Defence
Monday, 12 January 2009
New Year Therapy
PC Doughnuts and his 9mm peashooter.
I should point out at this point that I am a law abiding citizen who once served in HM Armed Forces.I am not a crim or scroat so why do I feel like I am being treated like one.
Sussex Police aka Doughnuts R Us seem to think that we all need to be put in our place so we know that they are in charge.
Looking at their website shows exactly what Sussex Police is all about.
Top billing goes to The Labour Conference in Brighton 2009 whoopee.
The taxpayer has to foot the bill for the Bill to swan around acting like some South American Terror Squad because the Loony Left are in Town.Martial law is in effect enacted in Brighton during this period.
Next free head massages for the boys in blue-fucking hell who thought this is a good way to spend taxpayers money.
Next a patronising article telling students to get written consent before engaging in any rumpy pumpy.Christ on a bike what is this world coming to that you need consent before playing tonsil hockey with the opposite Sex.I think its probably the opposite sex thing that upsets the Police most because they are quite happy to allow males to indulge in homo sex in public spaces and they dont bat an eyelid.Equal ops you see.
Next them gloating that they are in the top100 LGB employers in the country.Fuck me thats amazing isnt it -I havnt a clue what LGB is but fuck me it sounds good.
(I have just been informed that it stand for Lets Get Buggered or something like that).Well done Sussex Police you are truly guardians of the law and public decency (not).
Next -well here is the headline "The security and wellbeing of our communities is a priority for Sussex Police" .Translate that to we can strut around like stormtroopers asking for ID from any of you white law abiding citizens so the other lot (not white nor law abiding citizens) can sleep safely in their bed.Sorry guys I cant let this one pass.
You see Plod with their body armour and a 9mm peashooter trying to look hard by arresting pensioners and people with the wrong T Shirt on( I kid you not).Well if you want to be really hard why dont you join the Army and see how far a 9mm peashooter will get you against AK47 totting raghead.The only head massage you will get is from an RPG .You will then be hard as nails and really fighting terrorists at close quarters.Not interested -no thought not because the Police has been populated by doughnut eating nancy boy control freak bully boys(persons) who know more about LGBs than the freedom that they claim to protect.Rather than being loyal to Queen and Country they are merely doing the dirty work for the bunch of communists that run this country.(check it out guys-you will find a lot of people in the Labour Government who are ex communists).
Never forget that the Police is just a department run by the council which in turn is run by marxists whose only (common) purpose is to make everyones life a misery whilst keeping their snout firmly in the trough.Oink oink.
Sunday, 11 January 2009
Police
Latest News-nothing.
Nothing happening at all.No news on here and the Town council hasnt bothered to update their website since before Christmas.I thought the Council were seeking residents opinions on how Crowborough should be developed.Is it only a select group of residents being consulted or are the council going to say that we were all consulted on the back of some obscure consultation that wasnt publicised.Probably at between 5.00 and 5.05 at the Town Hall when no-one can attend.If this subject is so important then why hasnt the Council sought the views of the normal working person in Crowborough rather than the unemployed "community leaders" who represent no one other than themselves .Take for example the Youth Campaigner* (who has no children of his own and is far from a youth himself) who seems to have the ear of the council on youth matters just because he is unemployed and has the time to attend meetings and write letters to the local rag.Mind you if he has the time to spend on these things why doesnt he utilise his energy in getting a job.Who decided that this person should speak and influence decisions based on the fact that he has an interest in youth issues.I have an interest in militaria but I dont think the Army will ask my advice on anything.*to avoid embarrasing this individual I shall call him AH.
Monday, 5 January 2009
Happy New Year
Obviously this sentiment doesnt extend to the wankers setting off fireworks at times other than 12.00.Whats the matter havnt you got a watch you cretins.
Nor does it extend to the bastard in the Subaru who drives down Montargis Way at all hours like only a cunt can.
Get a car more befitting your driving talent you twat-I suggest a G Wizz might be more appropriate.
Nor does it extend to the self proclaimed youth campaigner who seems to take an unhealthy
interest in the youth of Crowborough.Get a job you lazy fucker.
Nor does it extend to the retards that have started a residents association for Jarvis Brook.
Jarvis Brook is where you have to go to if you want to go to the tip.I can think of no other reason to want to visit it.The only thing that might improve it is carpet bombing.
I hope no one takes offence at these comments but if you are offended follow this simple guidance.
Fuck Off and get a sense of humour.
Crowborough News
The fact that the local paper isnt fit to wipe your arse on has nothing to do with it.
What gets me is that they ask for peoples opinions and comments but delete the ones that they dont like.Freedom of speech obviously hasnt crossed their mind.
If Merv the local"correspondent" has the guts to post on here I would never dream of deleting comments regardless of the shit he was spouting.