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Monday, 12 January 2009
New Year Therapy

PC Doughnuts and his 9mm peashooter.

I should point out at this point that I am a law abiding citizen who once served in HM Armed Forces.I am not a crim or scroat so why do I feel like I am being treated like one.
Sussex Police aka Doughnuts R Us seem to think that we all need to be put in our place so we know that they are in charge.
Looking at their website shows exactly what Sussex Police is all about.
Top billing goes to The Labour Conference in Brighton 2009 whoopee.
The taxpayer has to foot the bill for the Bill to swan around acting like some South American Terror Squad because the Loony Left are in Town.Martial law is in effect enacted in Brighton during this period.
Next free head massages for the boys in blue-fucking hell who thought this is a good way to spend taxpayers money.
Next a patronising article telling students to get written consent before engaging in any rumpy pumpy.Christ on a bike what is this world coming to that you need consent before playing tonsil hockey with the opposite Sex.I think its probably the opposite sex thing that upsets the Police most because they are quite happy to allow males to indulge in homo sex in public spaces and they dont bat an eyelid.Equal ops you see.
Next them gloating that they are in the top100 LGB employers in the country.Fuck me thats amazing isnt it -I havnt a clue what LGB is but fuck me it sounds good.
(I have just been informed that it stand for Lets Get Buggered or something like that).Well done Sussex Police you are truly guardians of the law and public decency (not).
Next -well here is the headline "The security and wellbeing of our communities is a priority for Sussex Police" .Translate that to we can strut around like stormtroopers asking for ID from any of you white law abiding citizens so the other lot (not white nor law abiding citizens) can sleep safely in their bed.Sorry guys I cant let this one pass.
You see Plod with their body armour and a 9mm peashooter trying to look hard by arresting pensioners and people with the wrong T Shirt on( I kid you not).Well if you want to be really hard why dont you join the Army and see how far a 9mm peashooter will get you against AK47 totting raghead.The only head massage you will get is from an RPG .You will then be hard as nails and really fighting terrorists at close quarters.Not interested -no thought not because the Police has been populated by doughnut eating nancy boy control freak bully boys(persons) who know more about LGBs than the freedom that they claim to protect.Rather than being loyal to Queen and Country they are merely doing the dirty work for the bunch of communists that run this country.(check it out guys-you will find a lot of people in the Labour Government who are ex communists).
Never forget that the Police is just a department run by the council which in turn is run by marxists whose only (common) purpose is to make everyones life a misery whilst keeping their snout firmly in the trough.Oink oink.
Sunday, 11 January 2009
Police

Latest News-nothing.

Nothing happening at all.No news on here and the Town council hasnt bothered to update their website since before Christmas.I thought the Council were seeking residents opinions on how Crowborough should be developed.Is it only a select group of residents being consulted or are the council going to say that we were all consulted on the back of some obscure consultation that wasnt publicised.Probably at between 5.00 and 5.05 at the Town Hall when no-one can attend.If this subject is so important then why hasnt the Council sought the views of the normal working person in Crowborough rather than the unemployed "community leaders" who represent no one other than themselves .Take for example the Youth Campaigner* (who has no children of his own and is far from a youth himself) who seems to have the ear of the council on youth matters just because he is unemployed and has the time to attend meetings and write letters to the local rag.Mind you if he has the time to spend on these things why doesnt he utilise his energy in getting a job.Who decided that this person should speak and influence decisions based on the fact that he has an interest in youth issues.I have an interest in militaria but I dont think the Army will ask my advice on anything.*to avoid embarrasing this individual I shall call him AH.
Monday, 5 January 2009
Happy New Year
Obviously this sentiment doesnt extend to the wankers setting off fireworks at times other than 12.00.Whats the matter havnt you got a watch you cretins.
Nor does it extend to the bastard in the Subaru who drives down Montargis Way at all hours like only a cunt can.
Get a car more befitting your driving talent you twat-I suggest a G Wizz might be more appropriate.
Nor does it extend to the self proclaimed youth campaigner who seems to take an unhealthy
interest in the youth of Crowborough.Get a job you lazy fucker.
Nor does it extend to the retards that have started a residents association for Jarvis Brook.
Jarvis Brook is where you have to go to if you want to go to the tip.I can think of no other reason to want to visit it.The only thing that might improve it is carpet bombing.
I hope no one takes offence at these comments but if you are offended follow this simple guidance.
Fuck Off and get a sense of humour.
Crowborough News
The fact that the local paper isnt fit to wipe your arse on has nothing to do with it.
What gets me is that they ask for peoples opinions and comments but delete the ones that they dont like.Freedom of speech obviously hasnt crossed their mind.
If Merv the local"correspondent" has the guts to post on here I would never dream of deleting comments regardless of the shit he was spouting.
Wednesday, 3 December 2008
Police State
