Saturday, 8 December 2012

Crowborough Awards 2012.

At the end of the year I will be awarding the Joseph Stalin award for the organisation or individual within Crowborough that has contributed most towards the town being the undemocratic freedom hating place it is today.

You can nominate anyone or any organisation but just a couple of starters to think about.

Crowborough Town Council.
Crowborough Partnership.
Crowborough Chamber of Commerce.

The winner will get a certificate and a voucher for free membership of the Communist Party .

There will also be a second award for the organisation or individual that has acted against peoples fundamental right of free speech within the town over the last 12 months.
This award will be known as the  Pyongyang prize to celebrate the strong political links between North Korea and Crowborough.

Again you can nominate anyone but two suggestions

Crowborough People forum.
Crowborough Town Council.

The winner will receive a certificate and a voucher for a one way ticket to Pyongyang on Pyongair.

Third award will be the Frankfurt School award for the person or organisation that has done most in the town to subvert traditional values and society using the techniques devised by the Frankfurt School in their subversion guide to undermine western society.
For information see here.

The winner will receive a winners certificate which will entitle them to use the title Town Subversive Agent for the period of one year.

Again you can nominate anyone but a few suggestions.

Crowborough Town Council
Clued -Up
Crowborough Partnership.
All saints Church.
Churches Together.

If you want to vote then state your preference below in the comments or if you prefer drop me an e mail using the contact address on this page.

My decision is final-no appeals-no whining-no solicitors letters.

I have had to withdraw the 4th award because that was the award for the person blocked or banned from the most social media sites in the year.Unfortunately there was no competition -I won again.

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