Pikey watch day 5

The Pikeys have gone.

Not sure whether they went of their own accord or were moved on.

Your car batteries are now safe.

Pikey Watch day 3

Still there and they dont look like they are moving any time soon.
Obviously Ms Lesbian Pikey outreach worker is on holiday this week on her favourite greek island.

Good to see the Police are around -the only problem is they seem to be harrassing law abiding motorists rather than helping the travellers to travel

Pikey watch Day 1.

The pikeys that have been chased round Tonbridge and Tunbridge Wells have descended onto the fairground field next to Goldsmiths leisure centre.It will be interested to see how quick Crowborough Town Council or Wealden get off their backsides and move them on.If ever there was a job for the traveller liason outreach officer this is it.Perhaps she could get round there sharpish and inform them to fuck off out the town.I am sure the local plod could spare a few officers (if they could tear themselves away from their bacon sarnies and doughnuts) to persuade them to leave and not come back.

Once gone perhaps the traveller liason outreach officer could get on and clean up all the crap(literally) from the site and return it to how it was.

I will keep an eye on the situation and let you know how long it takes the authorities to act .I am not holding my breath though.

East Sussex COPES.

Children and parents in the area are being offered a transitional workshop from an organisation called COPES to help with children with their transition from primary to secondary school.

Not knowing anything about COPES I decided to do a bit of checking to see exactly who these people are that think they know how to bring our children up better than the parents.

I fully expected to find out that COPES was just another black ops local authority department whose job it is to undermine parents and let the little shits get on and do pretty much anything they like.I also fully exopected it to be run by a load of
3rd rate bitter,man hating ,dried up old lessers who have no prospect of ever producing children let alone bringing them up.

Having done my research I found out that all my expectations were exceeded.

COPES stands for communuity outreach and parents extended support service(why isnt it called COAPESS then) which gives you a hint of the total bollocks these people come up with.

They come up with strategies(bollocks) and ideas(bollocks) to help your child cope with going to secondary school and luckily for us they work according to " every child matters".Although they are funded and run by East Sussex Cunty Council they try to convince everyone they are just a bunch of friendly independent laydees who like to help families .The facts are that they are just a bunch of hectoring lessers who smoked too much dope at poly and are totally out of touch with reality.

As for "every child matters" its a nice little slogan but what it actually means is that every immigrant or chav child matters .If your child doesnt come from a (we value diversity ) immigrant or chav background they are considered not to be worthy of any help whatsoever.

If you dig a bit further you will also find out that COPES is part of AIRS (action in rural sussex) which is yet another local governemnt "independent" organisation
committed to indoctrinating us all about social inclusion bollocks,global warming bollocks and we value diversity apart from if your English bollocks.

If you have any sense at all dont let these interfering communist dope addled hippies who like to holiday on a certain Greek Island anywhere near your family or your children.Given access to your children and family they will fuck up your minds in ways you can only imagine in your wildest nightmares.Once their claws are in they will never let go until your family has been ripped apart and destroyed.

The picture above shows the winner of the COPES most attractive lesser outreach worker award 2010 working hard doing what she does best.

The future is not orange its black.

The new visioning document is out and you can read it here.

If you cant be bothered to read it the highlights or lowlights are as follows.

Shared space bollocks going ahead despite protests from everyone.

The town is going to be destroyed by even more unsuitable housing projects which the council and their developer friends are going to push through.They obviously havnt noticed that the new Government has stated that councils can ignore centrally imposed housing targets.

More money wasted on entertaining the poor little shits of the town whose only aim seems to be to destroy anything they come into contact with.Apparently they dont have anything to do in the town (apart from Scouts,Church groups,cadets etc etc etc)

More money for clued up-the mayors favourite non charity charity which she just so happens to be a trustee.This is deemed a priority because in their opinion children need to be given advice on how to take drugs,smoke and have underage sex whilst undermining their parents.Standard communist tactic of undermining families and parental control.

More empty buses driving around the place because according to the council-public transport is good but private transport is bad.How many councillors use public transport I wonder?

Crowborough to be "rebranded" by some twatty marketing company as "top of the Weald".I am putting bets on the company that gets the contract will have something to do with Mr D(stupid glasses) Mc Alonan the non elected councillor who seems to be making a habit of not attending council meetings because he is too busy thinking up shit advertising slogans for shit products.

So there you have it the town is going to be destroyed but at least we will have lots of empty shiny buses sharing the pavements with the public(can no one on the council see the madness of this).Georgy Porgey Moss who thought this crap up has overlooked the fact that no-one goes to the high street any longer because there are no shops of note left.People travel up to the supermakets to get their provisions and I have yet to see a bus service that will take you to Morrisons(other supermarkets are available)wait for you,help you load your weekly shop on board and then take you home and help you unload your shopping bags.No I cant see that happening either.Some people could walk and I suggest that perhaps Georgy Porgey
and his porcine cohorts on the council should set us an example by walking 5 miles a day.The upside of this would mean that they would be 35 miles away from Crowborough by the end of the week and less likely to come up with this socialist nanny state statist bullshit.