Friday, 22 April 2011

Public service announcement.

The weather has been lovely in Crowborough over the last few days with temperatures up to 24C.
Been dusting off the barbecue and enjoying spending more time in the garden where everything has sprung into bloom over the last few days.Nights have been pretty warm also which has meant that the upstairs windows need to be left open to get the benefit of a cooling breeze.
Unfortunately the good weather has its downsides .

Whether its out in the garden during the day or trying to get some sleep during the night the peaceful atmosphere is interrupted every few minutes with some hound barking in the ,not to distant,distance.The fucking animal seems to be left outside all day and all night to bark constantly.Now dont get me wrong I like dogs but when some fucking anti social arse wipe thinks we all want to hear their hound barking day and night constantly then thats when my liking of dogs starts to wear a bit thin.

I dont expect the mentally challenged plankton owner to actually be able to read this but if by chance they can then fucking stop your hound from encroaching on peoples peace and quiet.
You know who you are and I am sure your immediate neighbours must know who you are but I havnt managed to track you down yet.When I do find out the mentally deficient arse wipe maggot faced oxygen thief responsible I think its fair to say that the word euthanasia will feature heavily in their future and their pain in the arse hound.


Anonymous said...

Captain Swing - your comments about Town Council affairs and its current crop of "inmates" are, as usual, bang on target! When they have co-opted the next bunch of mayoral supporters - the Council will not have a single resident of Crowborough parish elected by democratic public ballot. The two "elected" members live in Rotherfield parish! No wonder that they are obsessed with mad schemes!

Captain Swing said...

Thanks for your comment -i have rewritten my latest post in order to touch on the points you have raised.

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