Saturday, 3 July 2010

Town Council is Lowest Quality.

Isnt it time the Council got their act together regarding their website.

Not only is the layout terrible  but it is so out of date.

The front page is a joke with a tacky low quality image proclaiming Quality Town Council which might just be believable if the image was actually high res.It looks like its a scanned image off a letter heading that has just be stuck at the top.High quality it is not but what do we really expect from our lowest of low quality town council.Underneath  it tells us that someone is standing in for the town clerk-why we need to know that I dont know but further down is the gem of the whole page.It gives us the contact details for road gritting!!!.In the middle of summer they must be taking the piss.
Going down (in more ways than one) we have the community section which contains the interesting heading "local heroes".Apparently you can tell the council if someone has been a hero including "people who work miracles" and" people who do amazing things ".The only person I can think of that fits the bill is Jesus himself and as far as I know he has never visited Crowborough.If Jesus did see fit to pop into Crowborough as part of the second coming I am sure the local lesbo outreach worker would declare that he was inciting religious hatred and being anti social by preaching to the masses.I wouldnt doubt that Ms Lesbo Outreach worker would get Ms Lesbo Police Chief to arrest him on sight so that our neighbourhoods can be safer and more resilient .The Roman empire has nothing on the lesbo lefties when it comes to hating christians but at least the Romans didnt suck up to M.O Hammed at every opportunity.

Anyway getting back to the website-they are still advertising Sussex Day which is excellent apart from the fact that it happened 3 weeks ago.
The Town newsletter is available online which is nice apart from the fact that there has not been a news letter since summer 2009.

All in all its tatty,badly organised and past its best.The websites not much better.

Doing a bit of digging reveals that there are criteria to be met before you can call your council a quality town council.Your council has to be democratic and produce a newsletter every quarter.Its not too arduous and cant be difficult to meet these criteria can it.Well Crowborough Town Council are so crap that the cant even manage that.Over half the councillors have not been voted in and the newsletter is non existent yet they still think they can boast of being a quality town council.To be fair the crap logo doesnt specify what quality we are talking about and if it is Low Quality then Crowborough TC deserves the award because it cant get any worse than it already is.

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