Laugh before they outlaw it.

hat tip G.O.T

How low can you go.

Sussex Police-useless to the core.

What planet is this man on? Sal Miah is a restaurant owner in Crowborough, and when a party of yobs tried to make their presence felt, he chased them down and held them in the bar while his staff dialled 999. It's the next bit that gets me:

The married father-of-five assumed (Sussex) Police would commend him for catching the young criminals.

Why? Doesn't he know that Sussex, like other constabularies, will always take the word over a whining hoodie against a normal person? He should have expected to spend five hours in police cells for his reckless action, and to have his DNA stolen for the illegal national database! And naturally the downland dopes are in no mood to apologize. They know they are right

Hat Tip Dock Green

Cressida Dick -more blood on her hands

A Metropolitan police officer is due in court to face a death by dangerous driving charge after a young mother was killed in a car crash on the A21 near Tunbridge Wells.

PC Nigel Brown, 46, from the Met’s specialist crime directorate, will appear at Sevenoaks Magistrates Court next Tuesday (March 16) in relation to the head on collision on May 5 2009.

It follows a Kent Police investigation managed by the Independent Police Complaints Commission (IPCC) into the incident on Pembury Road north of the Longfield Road roundabout.

Mother-of-three Felicity Austin, 29, who lived in Hadlow, died after the black Renault Megane she was driving was in collision with an unmarked Met Police car, a black Skoda, driven by PC Brown.

She was the only person in the car at the time.

From Kent News


The specialist crime directorate is run by none other than Cressida (common Purpose)Dick.
She attracts death like shit attracts flies.

Surely another promotion for her in this one.