Its official -Sussex Police are crap

In a poll 55% of those asked believe Sussex Police are not doing their job properly.

Well fuck me theres news for you isnt it.

I really cant understand that only 55% think the local rossers are shite.

Ask them to investigate a crime or arrest a villain and its "sorry we are too busy with more important things right now".Thats code for we are all sitting around on our fat arses doing fuck all eating doughnuts and reading the Gay news.Ask them to parade through Brighton looking like the village people though and they will be there like a shot.

Quiz Time

Taking into account the above survey what actions do you think the local plod are going to take in order to win back the confidence of the Public.

1)Admit that they have spent too much time social engineering and promoting unworthy minority groups.From now on the Police are going to concentrate on catching real criminals and locking them up in order to protect and serve the Public.

2)Carry on the same as before doing fuck all to detect and solve real crime.Rely on the CPSOs to do the shit jobs like patrolling so that the real cops can be free to harrass innocent motorists and

march with their same gender special friends at the local Queer Pride march.Obviously lessons will be learned from this poll -the main thing will be dont ask the public what they think of us.Who do the public think they are anyway our paymasters err oops better not think about that."Sargeant Smith get your village people gear as we will be going in the rear entrance".

Just in case you think I am making this up..

"A new milestone will be reached in Brighton when a Chief Constable will lead his officers in a Pride parade for the first time.
Heterosexual Chief Constable Joe Edwards will head the front of the lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender (LGBT) Sussex Police officers at Brighton Pride tomorrow."

"Sussex Police is committed to promoting equality, fairness and respect. Our focus is to provide a
service that recognises, understands and applies the experience and needs of all communities to our
decision making and service delivery.
We will:

deliver a citizen-focused policing service: recognising the needs of different communities and
individuals, with Sussex Police actively engaged with the public and our partners;

take care to assess the impact of our policies and their implementation on gender, disability,
race, religion and belief, sexual orientation and age equality;

create a working environment where diversity is recognised, valued and celebrated;

ensure equality of opportunity in our recruitment, selection, appraisal, training and career
progression processes;

employ a workforce that reflects, at all levels, the diversity of the communities of Sussex;

develop all our staff to realise their full potential;

treat all our staff and the people we serve with dignity and respect."

Where is the mention about protecting and serving the public or locking up villains.All they are interested in is blah blah blah diversity,blah blah blah gays and lessers ,blah blah blah pikeys,

blah blah blah disabled gay black etc etc etc.

And they wonder why we have no confidence in them.