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Mad as a box of frogs.

Gordons latest decree on MPs expenses.

Turn the sound down and be amazed how such a retarded fucker could become Prime Minister.
I have never seen anyone outside a loony bin with such a variety of inapropriate facials tics and gestures.The smile is fucking funny in a "look at the retard" sort of way.

If he was the local village idiot you might feel a bit sorry for him as people took the piss As for the great snotpicker I feel sorry for the people of Britain who have to endure the insane ramblings of this madman from his NO10 bunker.

Breaking News.

Jacqui Smith is a fat oxygen stealing cunt.

And theres more!!!!!

Hat Tip-Tory Bear

Hello Dolly,Goodbye Dolly

Lets have a last laugh at Draper before he does the honourable thing(like hell he will).

Draper is toast ,everyone knows it .The only person who hasnt realised it is Draper himself yet.

Missed it all!

Back from a little trip to Salisbury and surrounding areas.

Brushing up on surviving with nothing more than a pen knife and pot noodle.I thought it might be good practice for living in Browns Britain 2009.

Since being back I have spent most of the time checking my e mails (deleting the death threats)and catching up on the Mc Bride "incident".

When I have finished laughing I might be able to post something coherent .

Is that it?

Gordons G20 wankfest has finished and everyone has gone home.

I am left thinking what a waste of time and money.

Mc Dooms is busy spinning the "Trillion" like crazy to give the impression that he has managed to save the world single handed from financial meltdown.If you look deeper there is no substance to any of it and it is all pledges and commitments to do the sum of fuck all.Perhaps its just as well really because everything he touches turns to shit . He has already laid his dirty hands onto this country resulting in us being in a land of shit for the next x number of generations.There isnt any money left-its all been pissed up the wall by Mc Doom and his government of no talent.

Even Mervin King realises that the economic prospects for UK plc are at best shit and more probably fucking dire.

So we should all let Mc Doom wank off over his moment with Obummer and then enjoy his descent into total insanity over the next 12 months.Lets hope that he doesnt take too many of us with him.

As for the G20 demonstrators-what the fuck was that all about.Turning up looking like 1970s students and basically standing around looking like cunts is no good to anyone.Do we have to take lessons from other countries on how to riot and cause mayhem.Quite frankly it was a disgraceful act of non violent left wing shit that I have ever had the misfortune to witness.

Its all left me rather depressed about the future if this is the best that we as a country can do.

Mind you if you leave it to the work shy,soap dodging left wing crusty types then what can you expect.I suppose everyone else was trying to keep their heads down and hope that they are not going to be the next casualty in Gordon Mc Dooms economic car crash.