Public service announcement.

The weather has been lovely in Crowborough over the last few days with temperatures up to 24C.
Been dusting off the barbecue and enjoying spending more time in the garden where everything has sprung into bloom over the last few days.Nights have been pretty warm also which has meant that the upstairs windows need to be left open to get the benefit of a cooling breeze.
Unfortunately the good weather has its downsides .

Whether its out in the garden during the day or trying to get some sleep during the night the peaceful atmosphere is interrupted every few minutes with some hound barking in the ,not to distant,distance.The fucking animal seems to be left outside all day and all night to bark constantly.Now dont get me wrong I like dogs but when some fucking anti social arse wipe thinks we all want to hear their hound barking day and night constantly then thats when my liking of dogs starts to wear a bit thin.

I dont expect the mentally challenged plankton owner to actually be able to read this but if by chance they can then fucking stop your hound from encroaching on peoples peace and quiet.
You know who you are and I am sure your immediate neighbours must know who you are but I havnt managed to track you down yet.When I do find out the mentally deficient arse wipe maggot faced oxygen thief responsible I think its fair to say that the word euthanasia will feature heavily in their future and their pain in the arse hound.

WTF!!!

The job description for a job with Wealden Council includes the following phrase.

"There is a dress code for this post comprising black trousers or skirt and white top. Optionally a jacket may be worn which must also be black. All items must be worn only for business use and labelled ''Property of Wealden District Council''. An agreed amount of expenditure will be reimbursed towards purchase of such items."

This is surely a piss take or are they expecting the applicants to buy their own clothes and then label them "property of Wealden Council" or perhaps its the people that are "property of Wealden Council".

Bye Bye Black Sheep.

I have decided to wind up this blog and concentrate my efforts on http://crowboroughvoice.blogspot.com/

The main reason for this decision is so that I can cover subjects that effect the whole country rather than just the small town of Crowborough.

The other reason seems to be that most people in the town are totally apathetic to what is going on around them.With the exception of a few most are quite happy to pay through the nose for a £3.5 million community centre dreamed up by the mostly unelected,unaccountable and undemocratic twats on the council .

People seem more interested in "The Wedding " and whats on telly rather than the more important matter of the constant erosions of our rights and freedoms fought for by generations of our forefathers.

In the first world war it was said by our enemies that our soldiers were lions led by donkeys .Nowadays I think a more apt description of the British people in general and the people in Crowborough in particular would be sheep led by wolves in sheeps clothing.

Town Council budget deficit.

All the Councils in the country have commited themselves to a freeze of council tax for this year.


Dont get too excited though because the Town Council have upped their part of Council Tax by 13% over last year.The Town Council seems to be living in a alternative existence whereby the country isnt bankrupt and they can spend as much money as possible on their grandious stalinist plans.Families have seen their incomes slashed yet their outgoings are rising at rates way above the 3point something official inflation rate.You dont have to be told that fuel prices going through the roof have pushed up everything including energy and food bills.
In the spirit of "we are all in this together" you would have thought the council would at least make some sort of effort to reign in their socialist spending binge that has in effect bankrupted the town.The wicked mayoral witch and her retarded vegetables cannot seem to understand that commiting the town to an open ended multi million pound project to produce the most expensive community centre in the history of man is going to come back to bite them.
Its not just the community centre that is getting the throw all our money at it treatment.Despite a huge black hole in their finances the town council sends Cllr Moss off to the drug dens of Amsterdam to see how people who smoke too much dope allow the drivers and pedestrians to share the road all in the name of road safety.Moss must have visited too many coffee houses because he thinks that this is a good idea for Crowborough (at least it will mean an increase in business for the local funeral directors).No costings-its just decided that the Town Centre will be a battle ground between cars/lorries and little old ladies.Even Moss doesnt have a clue how much money this would involve but he doesnt care because he can get together with his old lady and they can decide that we are all going to pay for their looney tunes plans.
Given that the council has very little tangible assets(lots of assholes though) there must come a time in the not too distant future that the liabilities will outstrip its assets.The country park is a total waste of time and money which could be sold off,the old community centre could be sold off,the new community centre could be scaled back to just a community hall,the town hall could be sold off and the vegetables could move to the underutilised Pine grove that we have just paid for new double glazing.The vegetables could then cease funding for all the useless community projects like Clued Up indoctrination centre and the towns finances might look a whole lot more healthy than they are at the moment.
Unfortunately the chances of any of this happening are zero because a majority of those on the council have the financial accumen of a kid in a sweet shop and the intelligence of a retarded ameoba.The wicked witch seems to think that the council is her own to do with what she pleases and to rule with a rod of iron.The councillors seem incapable of standing up to the woman and like henpecked husbands just say yes dear of course dear.

Official Advice on Filling in your Census form.

Watch out the scientology nutters are about.

The scientologists are actively recruiting in Crowborough for new members to have their neurons screwed over so badly they will actually believe that old Ronny Hubbard was a sane and rational human being.

These nucking futters are busy leafleting the whole town trying to convince people that what they really need in their life is to hand over huge amounts of money to brain dead morons and in return get a third rate sci fi book.

I can almost put up with these cunts living a hippy dippy lifestyle in a commune man in Crowborough as long as they kept themselves to themselves.
What I cant stand is these cunts infiltrating the town and expecting us to volunteer to have our brains fried so we can recruit even more victims for them.Scientology is nothing more than a dodgy pyramid selling scam whereby no one except the people running the scam gets anything apart from a substantially reduced bank balance .
Have nothing to do with them they are complete nutters .Ignore my advice at your peril because if you get involved you are going to get the mother of all mental fuckovers.

One of our councillors even has the cheek to put the Crowborough HQ of Scientology bollocks down as a contact address on their website so the council must be aware that they have a cuckoo in the nest.Mind you a lunatic drone with the personality of a drain pipe and the mental capacity of a car jack will fit in well at Crowborough Town Council.

Tatjana Keenan
Jarvis Brook Ward
Walsh Manor, Walshes Road, Crowborough. TN6 3RB

Sussex Police- drugged up and useless.

Sussex Police have been in the news for all the wrong reasons recently but these articles do demonstrate just how crap they are at actually doing what they are supposed do be doing.Protecting people from offences against the person and protecting peoples property from theft is what the Police forces were set up to do.
If they cant get these basics right by arresting crims then what exactly is the purpose of Sussex Police.
We have learned that despite most Police forces reigning back the war on motorists Sussex Police Farce are still persecuting drivers purely for financial gain.
Sussex safety camera partnershit which is just a department of the Police that buys off the judiciary to ensure all motorists end up with points and a fine maintain that 100% of their scameras are in operation at any one time.Most other farces only maintain about 10% live cameras which are rotated around the area.Sussex Police farce however cant resist the opportunity to fleece the drivers of the county for their own benefit.More money allows the farce to buy new BMW cars every year and a nice little bonus for the non jobber ACPO (private company) grades that pollute the upper echelons of the Police.
Sussex Police over Christmas ,despite the bad weather stopped thousands of innocent motorists which resulted in just 3% of those being stopped being arrested and charged for an offence.

Unfortunately the enthusiasm that the Police farce pursue motorists is not translated into the same enthusiasm when it comes to drugs offences in its own ranks.
Most Police forces up and down the country check their employees for drug use on a random basis.Sussex for some reason has not undertaken any drugs tests at all on any of its staff over the last 12 months.So the next time you see a Sussex Police car driving at speed or see Sussex robocops with guns it may disturb you just a little bit to suspect that those Cops could be as high as a kite on illegal narcotics.Not exactly a thought to make you sleep sound at night is it?
It may however explain the appalling driving standards of the Police drivers in Sussex and the equally appalling weapons handling skills of the armed response teams.
So in summary we have a Police force in this county that has lost the confidence of the public and seems to think that its employees are somehow above the laws that are piled upon the little people of the county in bucketfuls.

Speeding-OK for them but a crime for the public.
Using mobile whilst driving-OK for them but a crime for the public.
Using illegal narcotics-OK for them but a crime for the rest of us.
Driving whilst under the influence of narcotics-OK for them but illegal for everyone else.
Shooting people-OK for them but illegal for the rest of us.
Waving around loaded firearms in public places -OK for them but illegal for us.
Lying in court-OK for them illegal for the rest of us.
Running a helicopter-OK for them but an eco crime for the rest of us.

Being useless hypocrites-Sussex Police.