Merry Christmas unless you are mentioned in the Crowborough Christmas list of shame.

Merry Christmas

I have been very busy over the last few months and simply havnt had the time to devote to blogging.

I would however like to wish all my readers a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

I was going to wish you all a prosperous New Year but lets face it that simply isnt going to happen is it unless you happen to be an MP .

I would also like to wish the following a very sad Christmas and a very miserable New Year.

Andy Stevens of ASP -wide boy who wants to build crappy houses over every green space in the town.

Crowborough Partnership members-No idea who they are because they are so secretive.

Crowborough Town Council-Unelected and useless at everything apart from spending money they dont have and charging it to the taxpayers.

Sussex Police-who couldnt find their collective arse with both hands.Let J Savile off  when they had a chance to nail him.No more and no less that we expect from Sussex Police.

Crowborough People Forum-anti free speech scumbags who ban anyone with any opinion that doesnt agree with their own.Member of Crowborough partnershit so a plague on their houses x 2.

Crowborough Chamber of Commerce-cunts.

Crowborough Community Association- thieving cunts with £3 million plus of our money going through their thieving little hands.

Sussex Community Speedwatch.

Community Speedwatch is a scheme whereby local busybodies are employed by Sussex Police to act as stasi agents by monitoring your behaviour when driving.Get clocked by a Stasi Speedwatch scheme and you get a letter,get clocked again and you get another letter,get clocked a third time and they unlawfully put a marker on your car so you are harassed at every opportunity by the Police who clearly have nothing better to do.
Sussex Police state that these schemes are free but as usual they are lying.In fact it costs £3000 to set up every scheme and the Police get a £1000 bung from the taxpayer to cover a third of these costs.Obviously the Police cant afford to fund all the £3000 out of their budgets because they have more imprtant things to do with their money like taking part in gay pride marches and spending most of their days in their nice warm office tweeting (they are not called station cats for nothing).
The Police like to keep their little money making speedwatch scam secret-I got blocked by the utterly useless Wealden Police from their twitter feed for pointing out the dodgy funding arrangements which I obtained from their own documents.When they realised they were busted as well as banning me they also did what every corrupt public organisation does at such times-they try to revise history.
The documents that I obtained the information from were removed from the Police website and if you try to search for Community Speedwatch on their site today strangely it comes up with no results.
I however have a copy of said document and it clearly states ....

 " In total, costs would be in the region of £3000. Sussex Police is not in a position to bear the total costs of establishing these schemes and would seek funding through partnership initiatives. Funding maybe available through Crime and Disorder Partnerships (CDRP) or other local partnership arrangements.".Unfortunately I didnt keep the document detailing the breakdown of costs to the taxpayers but they were £3000 in total of which £2000 comes from the taxpayer via the Police and £1000 is given to the Police from the local authority.

The truth is that every time the Police set up a scheme they get £1000 bung from the taxpayer -is it any wonder they are keen to set up a scheme in every town/village in Sussex-you dont need a maths degree to work out theres a huge amount of  money to be had here for little or no effort.Where does this money go who knows but it certainly isnt used to catch criminals.Just in Crowborough which is pretty crime free we have..

House Invasion Robbery-Unsolved(after nearly a year)
Old Lady Robbed-Unsolved.
Alleged Sexual Assault-Unsolved.

Clearly there is no money in catching crims but harassing motorists results in an endless taxpayer funded money pit for the Police which provides them with the excuse of sitting on their fat backsides doing nothing all day other than sending letters out,tweeting and munching on endless bacon butties and doughnuts.

Just another example of just how useless Wealden Section of Sussex Police are is the fact that they got a restraining order on someone local because they were sending nasty text messages to the poor sensitive little dears that ponce around pretending to be coppers when they are actually just dickheads on a power trip (PCSOs to you and me).Now I havent got the local plastic plods mobile number so it must have been handed out and if you cant accept a bit of abuse you are in the wrong job.It is unbelievable that the Police has a court order to stop someone communicating with them using the method that they encouraged in the first place.Its almost as bad as Wealden Police encouraging people to engage with them using social media but if you start asking awkward questions they block you.

Another useful little gem is that by their own guidance

 3.1 Hand Held Speed Devices( Laser, Speed Ace, etc) should not be used within 200 metres of the start or end of any speed limit.

Useful to know especially if you get a stasi speedwatch letter through your letter box .

Sussex Police State.

Watch out the nazis are about.Sussex Police are undertaking illegal random car and breath checks in the Crowborough area tomorrow (Friday).If stopped as the driver, even if you have not commited any crime, you are obliged to provide your name and address but nothing else.Say nothing -dont engage in any coversation even small talk.
They will try to find out where you are going,where you have been what you have in your boot etc but unless they can articulate a reasonable suspicion that you have commited an arrestable offence give them no information whatsoever.
Once you have provided your name and address ask them if you are being detained-when they say no-say am I free to go then.
Random stops and demands for id-welcome to Police State 2012.

Free Speech-Not around here.

Watch this and see why the Sussex Police banned me from their twitter feed and then got their common purpose buddies from Crowborough People to disable my account.

One for my friends at Wealden Police.

Check out my twitter feed for an explanation.

Jingle Jangle Jewellery.

Couldnt resist this one especially as Sussex Police had all the evidence to charge JS a couple of years ago but declined to because he was too old. Shame on Sussex Police,shame on the BBC,shame on the Rantzen woman and shame on all the masons who conspired to keep Jingle Jangles pervy actions a secret.Now I know why he always wore those trainer bottoms.

Foreign Police on patrol in Sussex.

Foreign PCSOs on patrol in Sussex who seem to prefer to speak some unidentified Eastern European Language rather than English.Sussex Police Farce are clearly conditioning us for foreign officers or even foreign troops from the EUSSR to be patrolling the country when it all kicks off big time as the banking crisis descends into meltdown and chaos.
There are already rumours floating around the web that large numbers of foreign troops have been seen across the country as part of the Olympic police state lockdown security operation .Conveniently this also coincides with the prospect of us leaving the EU -could we be seeing the first stage of an occupying force to prevent this happening?

Mind how you go with that sausage roll or your nicked.

Pearls of wisdom from the local fuzz commander on twitter consists of
"turn your lights on in the fog" and the calorific value of alcohol compared to sausage rolls and cake.I kid you not.

"WealdenDistComm Dick Coates
@Wealdenpol: Fog ? Lights on and drive with extra care"

"WealdenDistComm Dick Coates
A glass of wine can contain as many calories as a slice of cake & a pint has the same as a small sausage roll"

There was me thinking that the Police were there to protect us and our property from crime and they seem more interested in competing with fat fighters and stating the bloody obvious.

Who cares how much alcohol you drink and how many sausage rolls you eat ?Its of no business to anyone other than yourself and certainly no business of Dick and his mates.He has clearly got too much time on his hands if these are the most important issues in Sussex.

Sussex Police- drugged up and useless.

Sussex Police have been in the news for all the wrong reasons recently but these articles do demonstrate just how crap they are at actually doing what they are supposed do be doing.Protecting people from offences against the person and protecting peoples property from theft is what the Police forces were set up to do.
If they cant get these basics right by arresting crims then what exactly is the purpose of Sussex Police.
We have learned that despite most Police forces reigning back the war on motorists Sussex Police Farce are still persecuting drivers purely for financial gain.
Sussex safety camera partnershit which is just a department of the Police that buys off the judiciary to ensure all motorists end up with points and a fine maintain that 100% of their scameras are in operation at any one time.Most other farces only maintain about 10% live cameras which are rotated around the area.Sussex Police farce however cant resist the opportunity to fleece the drivers of the county for their own benefit.More money allows the farce to buy new BMW cars every year and a nice little bonus for the non jobber ACPO (private company) grades that pollute the upper echelons of the Police.
Sussex Police over Christmas ,despite the bad weather stopped thousands of innocent motorists which resulted in just 3% of those being stopped being arrested and charged for an offence.

Unfortunately the enthusiasm that the Police farce pursue motorists is not translated into the same enthusiasm when it comes to drugs offences in its own ranks.
Most Police forces up and down the country check their employees for drug use on a random basis.Sussex for some reason has not undertaken any drugs tests at all on any of its staff over the last 12 months.So the next time you see a Sussex Police car driving at speed or see Sussex robocops with guns it may disturb you just a little bit to suspect that those Cops could be as high as a kite on illegal narcotics.Not exactly a thought to make you sleep sound at night is it?
It may however explain the appalling driving standards of the Police drivers in Sussex and the equally appalling weapons handling skills of the armed response teams.
So in summary we have a Police force in this county that has lost the confidence of the public and seems to think that its employees are somehow above the laws that are piled upon the little people of the county in bucketfuls.

Speeding-OK for them but a crime for the public.
Using mobile whilst driving-OK for them but a crime for the public.
Using illegal narcotics-OK for them but a crime for the rest of us.
Driving whilst under the influence of narcotics-OK for them but illegal for everyone else.
Shooting people-OK for them but illegal for the rest of us.
Waving around loaded firearms in public places -OK for them but illegal for us.
Lying in court-OK for them illegal for the rest of us.
Running a helicopter-OK for them but an eco crime for the rest of us.

Being useless hypocrites-Sussex Police.

Murder in Robertsbridge-Police response underwhelming.

Police investigating the murder of farmer Julian Gardner say he had contacted officers on two previous occasions.
The 52-year-old was found by his business partner at Bush Barn Farm at Robertsbridge, East Sussex on Monday morning.
It is thought the burglars may have been trying to steal one of the many off-road vehicles awaiting repair which were parked in the grounds.
Officers say there were two previous incidents where Mr Gardner had called police to his farm.

So the fact is that like Tony Martin this man was plagued by crim scum and the Police done the square root of fuck all to help and protect this man and his property.In the end the poor man tried to deal with the criminals himself and he was run over and killed.The crim scum are to blame but Sussex Police also have blood on their hands by concentrating their resouces on promoting gay sex and cracking down on non crimes like speeding whilst letting real crims literally get away with murder.

The Police are supposed to protect and serve the community-if they cannot do that then what exactly is their purpose beyond collecting illegal fines for non crimes.

My only hope is that Sussex Police will now dedicate as much resource to finding the murderers of Mr Gardener as they seem to be able to find in order to harrass the motorists of Sussex on a daily basis.

This comment came from a member of the public who sums it up perfectly by saying.

"Listening to the stumbling drivel issued by DCI Adam Hibbert, I begin to understand why we have nasty anonymous, neighbour reporting schemes in Sussex. The underwhelming quality of local police is frightening to behold."

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1319582/Burglars-run-kill-farmer-tries-chase-away-home.html#ixzz12BJRSIrE

Sussex Chief Constable is an undemocratic twat

Martin Richards QPM (quite possibly mad)is the Chief Constable of Sussex Police.He has been in all the right box ticking jobs to enable him to achieve this position without having any experience of front line Policing whatsoever.My sympathies are with all the hard working frontline coppers that have to put up with a weapons grade twat such as Richards as the head of their organisation.Well actually he is only a part time employeee of Sussex Police,the rest of his time he occupies himself by working for ACPO (association of crap police onanists).
Under labour Richards and his mates in ACPO were keen to implement all the insane policies that came from above with great gusto regardless of the fact that most ,if not all, actually destroyed the relationship that the Police had with the public.Public confidence in the Police is at an all time low and all Richards and his fellow onanists worry about is box ticking and statistics.

When labour were deposed it was hoped that the Police would try to rebuild the trust of the public by getting back to good old Policing methods that resulted in crimes being detected and crims arrested and put away.

The new Home Secretary who is actually in charge of the Police Force announced early on that many targets would be scrapped and the Police pledge would be scrapped with immediate effect.To people who dont know the police pledge was little more than a statists wet dream whereby box ticking is more important than actually serving and protecting the public.In fact nowhere in the police pledge was there any mention of actually detecting and solving crime.The targets were the be all and end all of policing and everything was skewed around so that box ticking became the sole purpose of the Police much to the disgust of the poor old bobbies on the front line.
When Theresa May announced the immediate scrapping of the Policing Pledge and its associated targets it was welcomed by most as a big step forward in re establishing a Police force that would actually do what it was supposed to do rather than ticking boxes.
Everything sounded good until it has come to light that many Chief Cunstables have taken it upon themselves to ignore the democratically elected Home Secretary and just carry on with the Policing pledge and all the box ticking paperwork that goes with it.So we have a position where a Chief Cunstable is actively working against the elected head of the Police in Government.In the Navy this would be treated as mutiny but Mr Onanist Richards can see nothing wrong with it.
Quite rightly the normal Police Officers are up in arms about this and Richards and his ilk are heading for a face off with the Government .Given that the Government ultimately holds the purse strings for the Police i think that Richards future may very well be very uncertain other than it will probably involve the words P45 and Jobcentre.As well as penalising forces that refuse to obey government policies it should also be a priority that ACPO should be disbanded and all its members should be disallowed from ever serving in the Police .
Elected Police chiefs are on the cards and I cant see this doing any harm to bringing them in ASAP.
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Mr Hippy dippy Laura Bush!!! wtf the head of the Police Authority is equally to blame by not forcing Chief Cuntstable Richards to comply with policies coming down from the home office.Still if you employ hippies what do you expect Man.

Sussex Police-useless to the core.

What planet is this man on? Sal Miah is a restaurant owner in Crowborough, and when a party of yobs tried to make their presence felt, he chased them down and held them in the bar while his staff dialled 999. It's the next bit that gets me:

The married father-of-five assumed (Sussex) Police would commend him for catching the young criminals.

Why? Doesn't he know that Sussex, like other constabularies, will always take the word over a whining hoodie against a normal person? He should have expected to spend five hours in police cells for his reckless action, and to have his DNA stolen for the illegal national database! And naturally the downland dopes are in no mood to apologize. They know they are right

Hat Tip Dock Green

Heathfield in the news for the wrong reasons.

A 43-year-old woman arrested on suspicion of murder of two young children is in hospital with apparent self-harming injuries.
The arrest follows the discovery of two young children's bodies in a car in Mill Close in Heathfield.



Two children have been found dead presumed murdered and we have Chief Inspector Julia Pope all over the media telling everyone not to panic and she has everything under control by saying "This is a very tragic incident, but I would like to reassure people that it is fully contained and there is no threat to anyone in the area."Well thats all right then isnt it.

Chief Insp Pope is one of the many officers in the modern Police that have been promoted way above their abilities.She seems to think that by whoring herself around the media talking rubbish she can show herself in a good light.Old style coppers would have issued a short statement and left it at that.

These days shiny arsed senior officers (many of which have never been on the front line) are more concerned about their own career advancement and profile than anything else.



Quiz time.



Why do you think Chief Inspector Pope got promoted from a deskbound job responsible for cutting costs to be the Commander of Wealden.



1)She is a woman.



2)She belongs to some other unspecified minority group.



3)She has been on a course with other "leaders".



4)She was the best person for the job.


OK we will forget the last one because thats just ridiculous.

Mind how you go !

From the Courier

"POLICE visibility is to increase in Wealden according to two new police chiefs who have just been appointed".

Inspectors Tony Wakefield and Damon Funnell say an extra four constables and one sergeant will be on the beat to give increased reassurance to residents."

Oh good more proper coppers to patrol the area which is an improvement over the useless PCSOs we have at the moment.The only problem is that those extra 4 PCs and 1 Sargeant are not going to make a huge amount of difference over the whole of the Wealden area.Still at least the 2 Inspectors can help out and get out on Patrol to "give increased reassurance to residents".Lets face it thats not very likely is it.The Inspectors like to have their face plastered over the press but dont seem to be quite as keen to get stuck in with the daily grind of policing in rural Sussex.
One states that nothing is going to change (what a surprise ) and the others experience of community Policing seems to be from the child protection team.
So we have 2 new inspectors which are collectively about as useful as 2 chocolate teapots and 4 extra PCs and a Sargeant for the whole of the Wealden area.I think its fair to say that nothing will change and if you expect there to be a changes in the number of visible Police then you will be disappointed.At least the Police will now have a couple of extra hands to make sure the Diversity and Equality shit is kept up to date and someone has to go and get the doughnuts and bacon sarnies.Mind how you go!.

Sussex Police use their chopper to help shirtlifters.

What's the helicopter doing over my house?
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31/07/2009
16:10
Brighton
Planning photos for Pride

Taken from the Police website-The Police were using a multi million pound machine that costs 100s per hr to keep in the air to take pictures of Brighton in order to help a bunch of shirtlifters
prance around telling everyone how normal they are.
Is this really good use of Police resources-I think not.

PC Poofters on Parade.

I have nothing against poofters or lezzers providing they keep their sexual preferences to themselves.

What I do have an issue with is the poofters and lezzers that have to prance around saying "look at me I am a poofter and I indulge in unnatural acts with the same sex".

I have even more of an issue with Sussex Police spending taxpayers money by sending Police staff to prance around pretending to agree that taking it up the tail pipe is entirely normal.

Sussex Police seem to be polluted with this "we value diversity and we are a bunch of poofters" crap like so many other organisations.

If thats the image they want to portray then they will lose what little respect they have left from the majority white heterosexual English population that are actually paying their wages so they can act like extras from the village people.

Sussex Police and Sussex Councils are useless and only seem to employ "we value diversity" common purpose graduate wankers these days with the aim of undermining traditional values .Most people now appreciate that the Police are just politicised twats with no sense of decency or pride in themselves ,our country or the people they are supposed to be serving.

Report a crime and you get a PCSO coming round with all the authority of a street cleaner(no offence to street cleaners) whilst the proper coppers are parading around Brighton and Hove boasting that they are uphill gardeners.

Fucking Hellski this county has really gone down the shitter whilst ,at the same time, the Police are going up the shitter.

Comments and death threats below please.

Police farce.

Not content with killing members of the public at demonstrations the Police have taken to eliminating innocent people at random now.An unmarked Met Police car collided and killed a young mother near Tunbridge Wells.No doubt the Police driver was driving like a cunt and this poor woman has lost her life.The laws of the road dont seem to apply to the rossers-they can drive like idiots whilst talking on their mobile phones with inpunity.Its because they are specially trained we are told.
Last week a Police officer was jailed for killing someone whilst driving at over 90 in a 30 mph limit.So much for training.Any half wit would know that driving at those speeds in a built up area is insane.

The Sussex Police have an equally appalling record regarding firearms.Their firearms training seems to consist of a couple of hours of GTA on the playstation.They havnt quite grasped the bit about only firing as a last resort.

The Sussex keystone cops firearms team shot dead a pensioner after an altercation with a social worker. Perhaps they should have just shot the Social Worker and done us all a favour.

People who are mentally unstable are unable to get a firearms licence but the Sussex Police allow any PC twat to carry a gun within their own ranks.The Police offer advice to firearms owners about gun safety which is a bit of a laugh to say the least.


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Tues 12/5/2009 news.

A man died on Tuesday after being shot by armed police during a siege at a house in County Durham.

The IPCC are investigating .Dont get the impression that the ipcc is independent .The head is a new liebore placeman appointed by fat Jackboot Smiff with a background in PC issues(politically correct not police constable). Their job is to apply whitewash not to investigate these deaths in a fair and independent manner.