Farmer pickles goes bunny hunting.

Hope you all had a good Christmas and are looking forward to the New Year.

I have been reviewing the traffic for the last year and have noticed how the visits from Wealden and East Sussex County Council have reduced to a trickle since July.

I have it on good authority that all the useless twats (thats about 95%) in local government are shitting themselves that they will be culled in the next round of so called cuts in public spending.

Like little bunnies hiding underground they like to keep a low profile in the vain hope that if they keep quiet they will not attract any attention of the unpleasant kind.The only problem is that they have to come to the surface at some time and when they do BLAAM!!! farmer pickles and his cuts compensated shotgun will speak.

The alternative is to stay out of sight and starve to death ,either way its a result for the taxpayers.

Wealden-bastards and thieves.

The complete bastards at Wealden have come up with another plan to fund the new community centre.
As well as the Town Council borrowing £3 million !! for the project Wealden wants to stick an extra £84 onto our council tax.

Councils should be cutting budgets and schemes like the community project should be first on the list.

I would hope that residents will resist this proposal and tell Wealden where to stick their £84.

As for Alan Cornish who is the Gob Shite in charge of the Community facility project he can go fuck himself as well.

All the meetings ,business plans and accounts for this project have been kept firmly out of the public domain (probably so we dont find out whose had their hand in the till) and they want us to
stump up even more money.

Pikey watch Day 1.

The pikeys that have been chased round Tonbridge and Tunbridge Wells have descended onto the fairground field next to Goldsmiths leisure centre.It will be interested to see how quick Crowborough Town Council or Wealden get off their backsides and move them on.If ever there was a job for the traveller liason outreach officer this is it.Perhaps she could get round there sharpish and inform them to fuck off out the town.I am sure the local plod could spare a few officers (if they could tear themselves away from their bacon sarnies and doughnuts) to persuade them to leave and not come back.

Once gone perhaps the traveller liason outreach officer could get on and clean up all the crap(literally) from the site and return it to how it was.

I will keep an eye on the situation and let you know how long it takes the authorities to act .I am not holding my breath though.

Wealden advice-take it or leave it.

This is advice from Wealden District Council-read it and you get the idea that the people who write this shit are as thick as they think we are.

Keep Cool in Summer
As the effects of climate change become more apparent, it will be even more important to stay cool during the summer as temperatures get hotter. There are low cost ways to keep your home cool during warmer weather that also save energy.
Close curtains during the day, especially if you are going out, as keeping the sunlight out will keep the house cooler. Closing windows during the heat of the day will also help.
Open windows when it is cooler during the morning and evening.
If you use electric fans to stay cool, only use them in the room you are in and don’t leave them running when you are out.
A cool shower is a great way of cooling down at the end of the day and will use less energy than a bath.
If you have air conditioning only use it when the temperature inside is warmer than outside (otherwise just open a window). If you are using air conditioning only cool the rooms you are in and remember to close windows.
Try keeping some bottled tap water in the fridge add some slices of lemon or lime for flavour, rather than expensive and unhealthy fizzy drinks.
Wear comfortable loose fitting clothes, and remember to cover up, use sun cream and wear a hat if you go outside.

I particularly like the bit about only using air conditioning if the temperature inside is warmer than outside-if you have air conditioning it cools the air to any temperature you want down to minimum of approx 18 degrees C.Am I supposed to do a full scientific experiment to find out the average temperature outside and compare it with the average inside temperature.Yeah right just like the idiots that wrote this actually researched anything before putting it down as official advice.Notice also they cant resist the climate change bollocks right at the start.Climate changes from day to day and week to week -its what we call the seasons.To keep it simple

summer hot-winter cold.