Gorbals Mick is going-who will be next?

Police

I dont want to come over too anti Police (I have a relative in the Met) but the Sussex Police really are crap.

Last Monday it was snowing hard and the roads were lethal.What was the plod doing to help us safely on our way.

Well they decided to park their new (unmarked Silver Mercedes Vito) ANPR van up on the side of the road and flag cars up for stopping by 2 fat plods in their unmarked siver Focus ST.The fact that it was snowing and many cars had number plates covered with snow didnt stop them.

The two fat plods were stopping people in a bus stop next to the main road which was covered in snow and ice.Didnt it occur to them that this was just a teeny weeny bit dangerous.

Course it didnt because they are programmed not to have common sense or think for themselves.As far as they were concerned anyone driving on that day was a potential crim and if they got killed by a skidding car whilst being lectured too bad.Road safety is what its all about see.

Come on Plod get your act in order and stop eating those doughnuts because you are turning into fat bastards and we all know that is a crime these days.Arrest yourself and sign up for Fat Bastards R Us if you like but leave us law abiding motorists alone.If you want to commit suicide by having a Ford Transit enema thats up to you but dont take us with you.